My gorgeous angel and me

officialalltimelow:

I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because: 

  1. I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
  2. Not popular enough for twitter
  3. Facebook is dumb

Best friend got married this past weekend! So proud of you buddy!

tfiostheunstoppableforce:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

always reblog

(Source: picapixels)

crohnsgirlinpain:

Seen this on Facebook… Alternative to the 30 day Abs challenges. Chronic illness patients may safely take part lol

nobbiedanger:

thispersonisillogical:

If you were born before 1995 you are older then stuff crust pizza

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disneyandquotes:

-Donald Duck

ohmymiraclewhip:

Sometimes when I see Facebook posts about boyfriend/girlfriends that say stuff akin to “I’ll love her forever!” I want to comment with something like, “You are going to break up and be miserable and lonely.” 

I just don’t know where this reservoir of bitterness came from.